A few days ago I was at corner coffee, you know just minding my own business, like I always do, when I noticed a rather small strange man sitting in a corner, he seemed to be waiting for someone....he seemed irritable, and ready to pounce.
Well I was right.
My Russian guy friend comes in, and the guy walks over to him, they shake hands like their hao pen you's or something, and then the rather small man goes, "Give me my money" I TOTALLY thought they were playing a game, until the little man decided that he was going to get into the face of the really tall Russian guy....you know.....like they do in the movies.
I DUUUUUUNO, if I were that rather small man, I would've calculated the fact that this rather large Russian guy could snap my leg like...something easily snappable.
But this little small guy was just not good at math or something, he proceeded to like...get in this guys face and yell at him to "pay up" I was like......LITTLE DUUUUDE..he's RUUUUSSIAN........He could be KGB or something! But no, the little guy THEN decided to STEAL the Russian guys guitar.... (..........................)
"YOU GET YOUR GUITAR BACK WHEN I GET MY MONEY" says the little man.
The big Russian man got in his face and (might I add I have never seen anything so hott in my life as this) says: "I VVvWIL BRAKE YOUR FACCSE" **Melts**
Well, the big Russian guy let the guy go with his guitar, mostly because he works here at the coffee shop and I guess probably could have got fired if he did snap the little man right here, so the little man got away with the guitar at 1:08 pm.
Big Russian man makes a phone call at 1:09 pm....
At 4:30 pm bigger Russian man walks into Corner coffee with his face all scratched, bruised, and bloody. (I'm sure in this case, judging by the size of this brute, it is a correct statement to say "you should have seen the other guy") I think it's very smart of the original big Russian guy to call BIGGER Russian guy in matters such as these, because big Russian guy has a really pretty face that I'm glad doesn't now look like BIGGER Russian guys'.....You know?
I've been having some problems here in China, oh you know just the usual....Few stalkers here and there.
I want to go up to the big Russian guy and be like....... "Can I have the # of your henchman?"
duuno, could come in handy.
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