not so random

REASONS WHY ANDREW PALMINI IS DUMB:
Ahem.
Numbered 1-53

NUMBER 1:
Andrew thinks that I don't talk about "substantial" things. Andrew says that I just talk about silly things. But THEN when we were at the post office, he started making up a story that wasn't true that I was supposed to go along with......with just the two of us......nobody else would ever hear the fake story.....we just pretended it was real. How unsubstantial of him.

NUMBER 2:

Andrew licks his boogers. I saw.


NUMBER: 3

Because I saw him lick his booger and freaked out, he made it WORSER and stuck all our LUNCH TISSUES up his nose. Who wants to share a plate of jiaozi's with someone with tissues stuffed up their nose?

NUMBER: 4

Andrew calls me "woman" like it's ok.

NUMBER: 5

Andrew walks too fast. WAY too fast. We'll be walking down the crowded streets of Harbin, and he's all like "keep up" and it looks to the Chinese people like he's running away from me and I'm trying to catch him. And the little gap where he squeezed through five Chinese people closes on me, and then I get stuck, and have to run to catch up to him almost getting hit by a car. I feel dumb. So he's dumb.

NUMBER: 6

Andrew cries in public, and it embarrasses me.

wouldn't this embarrass you?

NUUUUUMBER: 7

Andrew made me come ALL way back to Ha Gong da to pick him up because he didn't want to come MEET me where I ALREADY was. Yep. Dumb.

Number:8
One time I asked him to go to coffee and he rejected me, so I reject him.

Number:9

Andrew forgot his Camera on Picture taking day.
So we had to go ALLLLL the way back and get it.

NUuuuMMBER:10

Andrew said his mom was hotter than my mom.

Number:11
Andrew likes Baozi's

nasty


NUMBER: 12

WELL.....There's more to come when he does more or I remember what I forgot. Stay tunned